I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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