the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
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I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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