I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
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I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
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IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
A+ Viking dick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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