the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
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i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Just high enough for therapy.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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