Nicole vs. Life
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
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When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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