your thong is hanging out like whoa
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
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come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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