I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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