i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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