she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
NoShamevember. You game?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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