omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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