on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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