Your tits are I can't wait for
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
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I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
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Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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