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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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