It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
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Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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