absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
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His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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