dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
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