You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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