Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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