I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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