Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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