Where did you get a picture of my penis
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
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he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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