there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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