I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
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