East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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