You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
My vagina is officially offended.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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