Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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