I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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