so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
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His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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