I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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