i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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