I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Randomize
