in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
How naked do you want me to be?
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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