I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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