She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
zippers are such a cool invention
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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