i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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