Acid is not a monday night drug
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
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