don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
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So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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