your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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