i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
worst night to have a conscience
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
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I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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