did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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