Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
should my penis look like a turkey
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
