Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
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He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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