I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Randomize
