lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
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As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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