Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
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you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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