At least make sure they are 18
Why
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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