Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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