If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
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I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
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Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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