And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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