Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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