My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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