Can i not drive my cunt home
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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it is shots o' clock and I am never late
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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