Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
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You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
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I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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