Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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